When you’re bussing home from work on the 96 bus and it gets pulled over at Union station for “passing w/o caution” I tend to agree with “he didn’t smush anything” is caution enough. Thank you for your concern Mr. police officer, but me and the 40 other people on the bus want to get home. Don’t get me wrong, I’m usually on the law enforcement side, but this time I shot the police dirty looks as our bus emptied and boarded the 20 minute later 96 bus that had caught up. Sigh. Tomorrow I suppose I’ll take the train.
Believe it or not, my night was not ruined by a sucky commute. Stat Man French fries saved my mind. I’ll be the first to admit that my mind, not being fantastically complex, is soothed (and easily bribed) by perfect French fries. So, I was a happy little girl.
Stat Man Fries
2 potatoes
Water
Vegetable oil
Salt
Garlic (optional)
Wash your potatoes, then cut them into long sticks or whatever shape fry you would like. We left the skin on, but peeling is also a delicious option. Put all of your potato parts in a bowl and cover with water. Let the potatoes soak in water for 15-25 minutes.
Fill a sauce pan with enough vegetable oil to fully submerge your potatoes, and heat the oil. Strain the water and dry your potatoes. Before actually frying the potatoes, set up a drying rack or baking sheet with paper towel. In batches, place the potatoes in the hot oil until they are golden, then remove and cool on the paper towel.
Once all of the potatoes are fried once, start over and fry them all a second round. The first fry job cooks the inside potato portion of the fry, the second fry crisps the outside. Salt your fries soon after they are removed from the oil. If you want a taste of garlic, rub the inside of a bowl with a clove or two of garlic and toss the fries in the bowl. Then go bribe someone with them.